Geek in a girl's body

lvndrwolf:

shackrat:

mass-destruction:

sakka-puff:

wondercrow:

tamersa:

kelbremdusk:

mrxlisam:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

kirby: squeak squad

you beat 8 bosses, one bandit organisation, collected all the secret items, and find all of the secret abilities

FOR A FUCKING PIECE OF STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.

The Binding of Isaac:

You are a naked kid that fight monstern AND HIS MOM with tears. There’s blood and guts and pacts with the devil

Digimon World 1: some kind of monster is running after you and you have to show him toilet or it will shit on the grass or in the centre of the town. your only hobbies are fishing and collecting cards which you can’t even play. Oh did I mention the trauma every time your digimon dies?

Inazuma Eleven 2: play soccer against aliens.

Harvest Moon FoMT: You plant vegetables to get money to buy more vegetables

Dark Cloud: go through dark dungeons to find geography orbs and keys

also genies

Sly Cooper: People with animal faces stealing mechanical bird parts.

Minecraft: A highly pixellated game where you build stuff with blocks. Oh, and dick-shaped bushes blow up everything you build.

Portal/Portal 2: A bitchy robot (who’s most likely on her robo-period) tries to kill you and insults you as you shoot holes in walls and get no cake.

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lvndrwolf:

paranormole:

shinytumbles:

angrypodsolnechka:

infini-tree:

hartley-twins:

awesomecoolwhip:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

My butt. :c

I’ve been killed or repeatedly injured a lot in my older life.

God damn.

Birthmarks near my right eye and thigh.

So someone shot me in the thigh and did a headshot???

My left ass-cheek…

I took an arrow to the knee….

The inside of my right knee…

So I was shot right where my skull meets my spine, below that, and right above my butt? Really? They felt like they needed to shoot me that many times?? SAVAGES.

My face, under my armpits, my leg, my chest, and my ankle. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???

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Sweatpants…..YES.

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