Geek in a girl's body: Archive

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Mar 31st

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Yes, I cried when Rue died. If you didn't, you...

Mar 30th

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People piss me off

 My friend and I were having a conversation during P.E.
Me: Yeah, Hunger Games is good.
Friend: OMG I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES!
Me: Yeah it's good. Harry Potter was WAY better though.
Friend: .......
Me: ....whut....
Friend: I hate Harry Potter
Me: O_o
Friend: *stares into my soul*
Me: *falls to the floor* HOW CAN YOU HATE HARRY POTTER THIS MAKES NO SENSE MY BRAIN IS SHUTTING DOWN! SHUTTING DOWNNN! SHHHHUUUTTTTTTTINGGGGG...
Friend: It just seems stupid!
Me: Have you read the books?
Friend: No, but I think I saw the second movie. It all just seems...unrealistic.
Me: *silently stands up, shakes dirt off me* So, WIZARDS don't make sense, but SPARKLY VAMPIRES DO???
Friend: Yes.
Me: .............................goodbye. *walks away*

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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You'd think with all the stuff girls post...

Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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"When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome...

Barney Stinson, you inspire me.

Mar 26th

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Mar 21st

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Does anyone else realize that a lot of the names...

Mar 19th

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A thought from my mind..

Okay. As you all (hopefully) know, I’m a teenage female. So explain this. Why do adults expect us to act like adults but treat us like children? They contradict themselves then get mad at us when we get frustrated. I guess it’s not just girls, either. Guys get their share of the stress. We’re teenagers. We’re still growing, but we’re able to understand simple...

Mar 18th

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Mar 14th

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Mar 14th

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Mar 14th

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Mar 14th

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Mar 11th

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Mar 11th

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Mar 11th

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Mar 11th

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Mar 11th

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Yes. I know I'm an awful singer. But this is my...

Mar 11th

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Mar 11th

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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...

BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON. 
 and this is why we don't get doctor who on our televisions kids