April 2012
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You're a really nice guy, you're sweet, you're...
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This feeling
Me: *discussing my heartbreak* I hate this feeling..It's like....hmm....
Friend: *also experiencing this* WTF WORLD I SHALL SPLIT YOUR VAGINA IN HALF
AND THEN SET IT ON FIRE
AND FEED IT TO A WILD BOAR
AND TAKE ITS EXCREMETN
AND SET THAT ON FIRE
AND THENN THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN.....
Me: .....Like someone is slowly squeezing my heart, and every time I try to forget him, my heart just gets squeezed tighter........ O_o
Friend: .yeah...that's the feeling...
Me: Yours is more accurate.
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Hey guys, I know I'm not exactly the type to post...
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Beautiful people make me mad.
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People from the last generation need to stop...
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Favorite Portal 2 Quotes from the Space Core
Quote 1:
“Dad, I’m in space.”
“I’m proud of you, son.”
“Dad, are you space?”
“Yes, now we are a family again.”
Quote 2:
“I have a secret. No..come closer……SPAAAAAAAAAACCEEEE!”
Quote 3:
“Oh no! I’m gonna meet the sun! What am I gonna say? Uhh.. Hi! Hi sun? Oh Boy….”
Quote 4:
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That annoying moment when a package says "Easy...
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A poem for the ages...
Roses are red.
I have a phone.
Nobody texts me.
Forever Alone.
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My first video actually showing me. I apologize for my unattractiveness. Enjoy the video and send me some messages!! :D
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